WalMartaholic (from the Urban Dictionary)
That Smiley Face Blue Light Specialist. We've all met one. They love the Greeters and the Greeters Hate them. He's either 3 feet of heat or 6 feet of meat. He possibly has either has a dead deer on the roof of his truck or a confederate flag on the back. A WalMartAholic shops Exclusively at Walmart, purchases excessive amounts of pickles in large jars from China and Copious amounts of Toilet Paper. This is SuperSize me land. You can't buy porn, but you can buy profilactics. This is the kind of place that warns you that your Superman Halloween Costume or Pajamas are Flameable, but it's not Ok to listen to great music. This is not Global, this is boring. Place of origin: where there are lots of possums.
I just saw a WalmartAholic leave Walmart with shotgun shells, a case of cheap beer, hotdogs, a carton of smokes and Magazine...let's stay in tonight and hide.
I am a Walmartaholic, because I love to go at Walmart pretty much like a hobby. I look around the Walmart store like a hunter searching for what to buy through aisles and aisles of people.
This is my definition of a Walmartaholic:
You must go as least at three to five times a week. You will always buy something that I was not planned for to purchase. You will walk the entire store and going down also most every aisle in the store. You will look at things that I do not even need because of the price. And of course, you are willing to be in a crewed place and of course wait in long lines.
I have to admit at any Walmart location and I have been to pretty much most in San Diego the parking is always good to go. Last year I went to my first black Friday sale, yes we stay in line over night to be able to go in first. Even that wasn’t too bad after seeing the line to get now that was crazy.
Let me see at Walmart you can buy clothes, shoes, food, household supplies, gardening supplies, arts and crafts, electronics, movies, cards, liquor and so much more, all at good a good prices.
I can have my pictures developed, pay bills, cash checks, and deposit my coins to the coins machine.
The Urban Dictionary definition of Walmart above, some of the parts are ridiculous because blue light special went out with Kmart all the other changes with time, now that is a memory. I remember standing around at Kmart waiting for the blue light to come through the store and then you have to following it to see what the special was going to be. Where ever it stopped, I remember someone would be there with a pricing gun and change the price of the item.
Well these days there is no pricing gun, that to scan makes it so easy to change the price. Of course, if you not watching as each of your items are scanned by the cashier, you may have a problem when she hits the total.
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